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Latest disruptive iconoclastic fragrances from Royal Malady

Latest disruptive iconoclastic fragrances from Royal Malady

Royal Malady is a niche perfumery that creates disruptive, iconoclastic fragrances to offset pretense and gifts those back to deserve it. And we know who the real best-in-class people are because if you don't know the right side of history by now, shame on you.

You can read more about each scent on our Scent List, and everything we do is out in the open & live, in real-time. Don't you get that goes with quality by now? What are you stupid? The answer: YES, except you aren't saying it.

Royal Malady x Color Wow

Royal Malady x Color Wow $65.00

Royal Malady Standout: Postlude

Royal Malady Standout: Postlude $195.00

Royal Malady Wayward: Damascene

Royal Malady Wayward: Damascene $90.00

Royal Malady Toiletry Bag Must: Our Hair Thickening Serum

Royal Malady Toiletry Bag Must: Our Hair Thickening Serum $70.00

Keep scrolling, as we've built this site for fragrance addicts of all genders, while firmly keeping the fragrances in a 'This is definitely a Royal Malady niche scent' worthy of fragrance-wardrobe building.

Royal Malady x shu uemura: ample angora

Royal Malady x shu uemura: ample angora $55.00

Royal Malady Musts: COLORWOW High Gloss Finish Duo + Bb Hairdresser Dry Oil & Glow

Royal Malady Musts: COLORWOW High Gloss Finish Duo + Bb Hairdresser Dry Oil & Glow $85.00

Royal Malady's Hydrating Leave-In Hair Perfume & Conditioner

Royal Malady's Hydrating Leave-In Hair Perfume & Conditioner $50.00

Royal Malady x shu uemura: Redefining the art of hair

Royal Malady x shu uemura: Redefining the art of hair $45.00

Royal Malady Fragranced Thickening Spray

Royal Malady Fragranced Thickening Spray $50.00

Royal Malady x Virtue: Fragranced Volumizing Primer

Royal Malady x Virtue: Fragranced Volumizing Primer $45.00

Royal Malady Red Hot: Miletus

Royal Malady Red Hot: Miletus $125.00

Royal Malady Requisite: Marquis Cuticle Sealer

Royal Malady Requisite: Marquis Cuticle Sealer $45.00

Royal Malady Dream Cocktail: Neophyte

Royal Malady Dream Cocktail: Neophyte $45.00

Royal Malady Cumulate: Hair Plumper

Royal Malady Cumulate: Hair Plumper $45.00

Royal Malady Stock: Tangerine Daze

Royal Malady Stock: Tangerine Daze $95.00

Royal Malady Coordinate: Sophistate & Alma+Mater

Royal Malady Coordinate: Sophistate & Alma+Mater $185.00

Royal Malady Acquire: Tactic

Royal Malady Acquire: Tactic $58.00

Royal Malady Committal: Composition 5

Royal Malady Committal: Composition 5 $95.00

Royal Malady Oblige: Atmos Linen Sprays

Royal Malady Oblige: Atmos Linen Sprays $65.00

Royal Malady Requisite: ROOM 1

Royal Malady Requisite: ROOM 1 $68.00

Royal Malady Editorial: Styling Foam

Royal Malady Editorial: Styling Foam $38.00

Royal Malady Crave: Cleansing Conditioner Duo

Royal Malady Crave: Cleansing Conditioner Duo $58.00

Royal Malady Stacked: Hexameter

Royal Malady Stacked: Hexameter $85.00

Royal Malady Long: Requit

Royal Malady Long: Requit $35.00

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