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Latest disruptive iconoclastic fragrances from Royal Malady

Latest disruptive iconoclastic fragrances from Royal Malady

Royal Malady is a niche perfumery that creates disruptive, iconoclastic fragrances to offset pretense and gifts those back to deserve it. And we know who the real best-in-class people are because if you don't know the right side of history by now, shame on you.

You can read more about each scent on our Scent List, and everything we do is out in the open & live, in real-time. Don't you get that goes with quality by now? What are you stupid? The answer: YES, except you aren't saying it.