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    ROYAL MALADY

    CRUEL INFLECTIONS OF HUMOR, OLFACTORY-STYLE. FOR THE ONES WHO ARE DOWN, THE ONES WHO WANT THE BEST IN NICHE PERFUMERY, THE ONES THAT WANT TO EXPERIENCE FRAGRANCE IN A DIFFERENT WAY, AND KNOW THEIR WORTH.Scent List
    GIRLS CLUB // FINE FRAGRANCE

    FOLIO CLASS I

    ROSES ARE RED AND SO IS CARNAGE

    DATE THE DEVIL & MAKE HIM CRY 

    SOME DAYS YOU WANNA RULE THE WORLD AND ON OTHER DAYS YOU WANNA SAY F IT.

    Royal Malady - FOLIO CLASS I

    RECTIFY, APPOSITION, INQUEST.

    ​HOWEVER YOU ROLL, OUR BUILT-IN PRIMERS (4 TYPES BTW) STAY, IN THE BEST OF WAYS, BOTH INNATE & INTRINSIC. MIDAS TOUCH.

    BOYS CLUB // FINE FRAGRANCE

    FOLIO CLASS II

    IF YOU THINK THERE'S A GOD, THEN THERE IS.

    GIVE THEM THE BOOK

    FOR ANTI-GRAVITY

    Royal Malady Niche Cologne: SUPERSECT

    DYSCENTRIC, SUPERSECT, IAMBIC.

    OUR MOLECULES BIND, UNLIKE CONVENTIONAL OILS POSERS TRY TO GET AT THE CORNER STORE, AND UNLIKE THE BRANDS THAT SELL THEIR PRIMERS SEPARATELY. OUR TWO SIGNATURE PRIMERS ARE BUILT-IN AND ACTUALLY WORK. COMEUPPANCE & PENNANCE.

    GIRLS CLUB // THE STRAND SET // HAIR SCENT

    FOLIO CLASS III

    IN TIME SWEPT RUINS

    ALL THAT STANDS

    ARE STRONG FOUNDATIONS

    MEGALITH, BEVIED, DIVIDENT.

    3AM MOMENTS YOU WEAR, GOING YOUR WAY, EVEN DURING THE DAY, AND TO THE ONES WHO GET THE 3AM SHOWER MOMENTS & TO THE CREATIVES THAT GET THE WATERPROOF NOTEBOOKS IN THE SHOWER. 2009 IS SOME IMPORTANT SH-T, AND DO WHAT YOU SAY AND SAY WHAT YOU DO AND SEE IT THROUGH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT. SACRIFICE X JUSTIFIED.

    UNISEX // INCENSED AT IT ALL // POCKET-SIZED

    FOLIO CLASS IV

    DECONSTRUCTING IT ALL

    AS YOU HAIL THE MYSTICAL

    WALKING AROUND IN THIS THING CALLED LIFE

    Royal Malady Unisex Cologne: ACHAEAN

    ACHAEAN, ATTEST, EPITAPHIC.

    IT'S LIKE YOUR OWN GOSPEL, MINUS THE LITERAL CHURCH,YOU CAN WAKE UP IN. ROOTED IN DISSENT IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO TRY & BE CURIOUS ENOUGH TO DESERVE TO GET. SANCTIONED X RECTIFY

    GIRLS CLUB // DEAD ENDS MENDER // HAIR SATIN

    FOLIO CLASS V

    TAKING THE LONG WAY IN

    LOOKING DOWN UPON THEM ALL

    GETTING LOST ON THE WAY TO LOST & FOUND

    FLIPPANT, MYOPIC, ELOCUTE.

    FOR STRANDS SO GLOSSY, BOTH RAPUNZEL AND GOLDILOCKS CAN'T STAND IT. THIS IS FOR THE ONES WHO KNOW, HEAR & UNDERSTAND THE FIFTH DIMENSION, MAY FEEL MISUNDERSTOOD AT TIMES BUT KNOW THE SHEEP WON'T & MAYBE THAT CAN BE A BEAUTIFUL THING, BECAUSE BETTY AND VERONICA ARE BENEATH US. ANTIGRAVITY.

    UNISEX // IRED BY IT ALL // BODY BASIS

    FOLIO CLASS VI

    YOUR INNER CURIOUS GEORGE

    REACHES FOR IT FIRST

    WHEN IN A VELVETEEN RABBIT MOOD

    Royal Malady Niche Unisex Cologne

    OFFCOURSE, TRAIPSED, VEERED.

    THE FIRST LAYER TO WEAR, REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE MASSES WON'T EVER SAY OUT LOUD, FOR THEMSELVES, LIKE EVER. NOT FOR MASS MARKET & TOO GOOD FOR MASS CONSUMPTION. BASIS X THEANTITEMPLATE

    BOYS CLUB // FORMAT: FACE // POSTSHAVE

    FOLIO CLASS VII

    IF CLEOPATRA'S HUSBAND

    GOT REVISIONIST

    THEY'D HAVE BATHED IN THESE

    Royal Malady Classic Men's Fragrance SYNTAX

    FORMAT, SAITE, SYNTAX.

    IF YOU ALWAYS USED LOTION BEFORE ADDING THE SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS WITH, THIS IS FOR YOU, BUT EVEN BETTER OUR HAND SENDAL IS UNDEFINABLE, CUSTOMIZABLE BY THE SCENTS IN OUR SCENT LIST & USES THE HIGHEST QUALITY MATERIALS SOURCED FROM ITALY, SO YOU CAN SKIP THE LOTION AFTER THE WASH. IT'S BOTH A PRODUCT AND AN EXPERIENCE. IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE IT TO A FRIEND, I'D TELL THEM IT'S LIKE DIPTYQUE'S SATIN OIL MEETS LIQUID SOAP, BUT OURS IS FANCIER THAN THAT, SMELLS BETTER & STAYS. SCENTIMENTED X KNOW THYSELF

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    Olfactory transformative compositions & sensory experiences that transcend conventional boundaries. These discerning fragrances are a testament straight from the heart, even in luxurious abandonment where time seems suspended. Infuse your surroundings with the luxury of this suite of Royal Malady™underpinnings, handcrafted & emblematic.

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