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ROYAL MALADY

CRUEL INFLECTIONS OF HUMOR, OLFACTORY-STYLE.Scent List
GIRLS CLUB // FINE FRAGRANCE

FOLIO CLASS I

ROSES ARE RED AND SO IS CARNAGE

DATE THE DEVIL & MAKE HIM CRY 

SOME DAYS YOU WANNA RULE THE WORLD,

OTHER DAYS YOU WANNA SAY F IT.

Royal Malady - FOLIO CLASS I

RECTIFY, APPOSITION, INQUEST.

​HOWEVER YOU ROLL, OUR BUILT-IN PRIMER STAYS, IN THE BEST OF WAYS.

BOYS CLUB // FINE FRAGRANCE

FOLIO CLASS II

IF YOU THINK THERE'S A GOD, THEN THERE IS.

GIVE THEM THE BOOK

FOR ANTI-GRAVITY

DYSCENTRIC, SUPERSECT, IAMBIC.

OUR MOLECULES BIND, UNLIKE CONVENTIONAL OILS, AT YOUR CORNER STORE.

GIRLS CLUB // THE STRAND SET // HAIR SCENT

FOLIO CLASS III

IN TIME SWEPT RUINS

ALL THAT STANDS

ARE STRONG FOUNDATIONS

MEGALITH, BEVIED, DIVIDENT.

3AM MOMENTS YOU WEAR, GOING YOUR WAY, EVEN DURING THE DAY.

UNISEX // INCENSED AT IT ALL // POCKET-SIZED

FOLIO CLASS IV

DECONSTRUCTING IT ALL

AS YOU HAIL THE MYSTICAL

WALKING AROUND IN THIS THING CALLED LIFE

Royal Malady - INCENSED AT IT ALL Collection

ACHAEAN, ATTEST, EPITAPHIC.

IT'S LIKE YOUR OWN GOSPEL,MINUS THE LITERAL CHURCH,YOU CAN WAKE UP IN.

GIRLS CLUB // DEAD ENDS MENDER // HAIR SATIN

FOLIO CLASS V

TAKING THE LONG WAY IN

LOOKING DOWN UPON THEM ALL

GETTING LOST ON THE WAY TO LOST & FOUND

FLIPPANT, MYOPIC, ELOCUTE.

FOR STRANDS SO GLOSSY, BOTH RAPUNZEL AND GOLDILOCKS CAN'T STAND IT.

UNISEX // IRED BY IT ALL // BODY BASIS

FOLIO CLASS VI

YOUR INNER CURIOUS GEORGE

REACHES FOR IT FIRST

WHEN IN A VELVETEEN RABBIT MOOD

OFFCOURSE, TRAIPSED, VEERED.

THE FIRST LAYER TO WEAR, REGARDLESS OF WHAT WE'RE TOLD IS WRONG.

BOYS CLUB // FORMAT: FACE // POSTSHAVE

FOLIO CLASS VII

IF CLEOPATRA'S HUSBAND

GOT REVISIONIST

THEY'D HAVE BATHED IN THESE

FORMAT, SAITE, SYNTAX.

IF YOU ALWAYS USED LOTION, BEFORE ADDING THE SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS WITH.

GIVE US A SHOUT. WE DESERVE IT.

HEADQUARTERS

3301 Wolfe Ct.

Plano, TX 75025

RETURNS & SHIPPING POLICY

Fragrance made to order. We ship 10 business days after we receive your order. If you have any concerns within two days after receipt of the order, we will gladly replace it with any other scent on our Scent List. Please let us know why and it'll help us serve you better. More about our Returns & Shipping policy can be found on this page:

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