BURN BOOK

Life is Passing Me By, And I'm Aware of It.
Royal Malady Niche Fragrances are for the ones that can't not keep it real.

Our Best-Sellers in our new Minis (15 ML bottles soon to debut) and Our Thoughts on Layering
Royal Malady: A Niche Perfumery, covering everything from fine fragrances to room deodorant, diffusers, beard oil, scented leave-in conditioner, and our famous Hair Satin to name a few. The differentials are huge but you'll have to do this thing like work to get it. it's in plain sight so I guess if you aren't lazy you'll maybe get it.

My Q&A With World Leader's Magazine - The Rough Cut
An interview between Royal Malady and World Leader's Magazine. 7/19/23.

DTS Music Productions x Royal Malady Collaboration
A collaboration of music, fragrance, roles, narratives and compositions the only way we know how: straight up, Royal Malady style with DTS Music Productions.
#scentimented x #theantitemplate

Zac Stucki, MBA x Royal Malady Collaboration
A collaboration where we pair our layered and unique scents with differentials that make us unlike the others, with the ones who know what they're good at and what they're not, and want to work with others who get that you have to earn trust if you're starting out, and you have to know your target industry. We'll be updating this as more fragrances that pass my litmus test are announced at royalmalady.com.

Prose & Pairings
Hey there, Lately I’ve been searching for inspiration. As a creative, I need it to...

What Do You Take Me For?
Coming from a Founder who feels like The Giving Tree, and if I don't like it, I'll tell you straight to your face, and it's a gesture of love. Don't mix that up. This is always going to burn.

We Get The Skinny Alright
The RCM Burn Book Lives On.
I'm never going to not be me, and you don't gotta like me but you better goddamn respect me and everything I've built. And this girl doesn't hold back.