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NOW SHIPPING TO CANADA (AND ALWAYS WITHIN THE USA): USE BetterThanMereMortals25 TO GET $25 OFF ANY ORDER UNTIL THE END OF SEPT 2023. GET A COMPLIMENTARY SAMPLE OF YOUR CHOICE (NOTE IT IN THE COMMENTS WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER) - IF THERE'S ANOTHER FRAGRANCE SAMPLE YOU'D LIKE TO TRY, FEEL FREE TO ADD IT IN THE SAME COMMENTS SECTION AND WE'LL DO OUR BEST TO GET IT OUT

PARTICIPATE

GET WITH IT, BY STARTING WITH OUR SAMPLE SERVICE. 

TRY ANY FOUR FRAGRANCES
& REDEEM THE PRICE WHEN YOU BUY A FULL-SIZE APOTHECARY BOTTLE
We want you to love the niche fragrances you buy, whether you're a consumer, a fragrance addict, and consider it a must if you're an affiliate or want to be part of our Corporate Program. So embark on a transformative olfactory adventure you get to create with our Quartet.  Very much like getting dressed for the day, see it as layers of complexity that envelop your senses.
Simply pick your four dynamic aromas - essences of solace & beauty -  add to cart and redeem the $55 purchase price with your next purchase of any 30 ML or 50 ML. (Refer to your confirmation email for your discount code.)

Royal Malady PARTICIPATE Page: Loyalty Program, THE Affiliate Program, Refer A Friend, Store Locator, Partner Stores

THE RM AFFILIATE PROGRAM & WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU

  • Email annie@royalmalady.com, with your name & contact information. If you pass the litmus test, anyone you sell to can get up to 15% off any purchase.
  • You'll receive a code to give your customers to use at checkout and a custom link for them to use where the discount is automatically applied at checkout. That choice we'll leave up to you. We've chosen you to represent our brand and because of that, we trust you to know your customers best (already knowing our ethos by heart).
  • On top of that you'll make a designated amount off any product sold in our shop. For the ones who we've already approved, you can skip this altogether as we've deemed you more than worthy. 

REFER A FRIEND

    • Email annie@royalmalady.com the email of the friend you got to sign up for our email list and we'll give them a code to get $25 off their first purchase, and you'll get two full 1 ML sample glass vials (keep in mind that these materials don't come cheap) of any fragrances based on the answers to the questions we ask you below, which makes them completely unique to you and not ones available to the masses. Now if you love, love them, just know I can make them into any format for you, and all you have to do is text me because after getting answers to the questions (I always loved reading the back page of Vanity Fair first before I even looked at the cover), we'll be on a first-name basis by then.

STORE LOCATOR 

  • We have a digital map in the works. These brick & mortars we welcome to participate in our up & coming RevisionistTheRolodex, also brought to you by Rock Candy Media

PARTNER UP

  • Contact me at annie@rockcandymedia.com on the performance-based advertising agency side as you should know our ethos by now, and if you don't, we don't mind talking to you if you want to collaborate. 
  • Email me with the target audience you're after, and know I'm always interested in hearing out your Santa List to see if there's a way we can sync up. 

ROYAL MALADY'S TAKE ON THE PROUST QUESTIONNAIRE: TO GET A CUSTOM TAKE