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    INCENSED AT IT ALL High-Performance Scented Body Care

    INCENSED AT IT ALL High-Performance Scented Body Care

    Add a desirable fragrance to your body using our upscale and not able to replicate, like ever no matter how much you want to try to act like you wanna be like us. Our scented body lotion or perfumes give you your confidence back after having to deal with tricksters that think they're clever like we don't know or something. Their do-gooding aroma needs to be offset and the solution is one that may be small-batch but the effort is one we know you notice and want to imitate. It's so obvious. But to the ones that truly want to collaborate, and just were down with it all but now not so much and we can't walk past them in life, well that just makes us want to up the ante but not in the way you assume. Our fragrances make them weak in the knees but the house of cards won't fall but we see them clearly. Royal Malady fragrances withstand what others call time and are so literal about it. If you want to have the kind of power that's unforgettable in a way you can't define and doesn't look like sandwich cling then you're at the right place.

    When others do essential oils we walk the other way in life and make everything bespoke and if you don't get that, well then that's too bad. Our fragranced body care isn't that 'get your glow on' type of stuff, it's the stuff that makes you feel good about yourself, when you're alone and when you walk into a room. We know the differential now even more and we want that to be a beautiful thing, and that intent is pure.

    The differential is a game-changer, according to the ones that get the right kind of word-of-mouth matters. Our signature primer makes it stay in the best of ways, and all our materials are sourced from Italy.