BURN BOOK

For All The Ones That Just Got Carefree, But Now Are Forced To See The Masses and Now We Know Know
Royal Malady's Top Sellers of February 2023: ACHAEN, FLIPPANT, INCENSED AT IT ALL TRIO, ROZED, & FORMAT.

Royal Malady Burn Book Edition VI: Where I've Been, Where I'm At, & Where I'm Going.
Lately, I've been asking myself why we have to make things so hard for ourselves,...

It Worked! Something Finally Worked! BTW We Placed THE Logo In The Mid Because We Don't Do Hand To Mouth.
First off, can I just say that Hand To Mouth Guys Aren't My Type? This multi-faceted...

Vanities From Someone Who Is Vain
Many people want to know why I chose to create fragrances. I'm a storyteller at...

Summer Sweetness & Our Anti-Competitive Playbook
Look, we’d say it’s our #1 goal to be the most unique line of small...

F the Haters, Write Your Self
When we were all younger, we were scrutinized (by others and ourselves) for everything: what...

Olfactory Realities
Royal Malady is a niche perfumery with aromatic redolences that pay homage to the rebelliousness within.