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BURN BOOK

Our Best-Sellers in our new Minis (15 ML bottles soon to debut) and Our Thoughts on Layering
Our Best-Sellers in our new Minis (15 ML bottles soon to debut) and Our Thoughts on Layering
Aug 03, 2023
Royal Malady: A Niche Perfumery, covering everything from fine fragrances to room deodorant, diffusers, beard oil, scented leave-in conditioner, and our famous Hair Satin to name a few. The differentials are huge but you'll have to do this thing like work to get it. it's in plain sight so I guess if you aren't lazy you'll maybe get it.
Royal Malady BURN BOOK XII
My Q&A With World Leader's Magazine - The Rough Cut
Jul 19, 2023
An interview between Royal Malady and World Leader's Magazine. 7/19/23.
DTS Music Productions x Royal Malady Collaboration
DTS Music Productions x Royal Malady Collaboration
Jul 12, 2023

A collaboration of music, fragrance, roles, narratives and compositions the only way we know how: straight up, Royal Malady style with DTS Music Productions.

#scentimented x #theantitemplate

Zac Stucki, MBA x Royal Malady Collaboration
Zac Stucki, MBA x Royal Malady Collaboration
Jul 07, 2023
A collaboration where we pair our layered and unique scents with differentials that make us unlike the others, with the ones who know what they're good at and what they're not, and want to work with others who get that you have to earn trust if you're starting out, and you have to know your target industry. We'll be updating this as more fragrances that pass my litmus test are announced at royalmalady.com.
Prose & Pairings
Prose & Pairings
May 30, 2023
Hey there, Lately I’ve been searching for inspiration. As a creative, I need it to...
What Do You Take Me For?
What Do You Take Me For?
Mar 08, 2023
Coming from a Founder who feels like The Giving Tree, and if I don't like it, I'll tell you straight to your face, and it's a gesture of love. Don't mix that up. This is always going to burn.
Royal Malady Burn Book: The Skinny
We Get The Skinny Alright
Feb 23, 2023

The RCM Burn Book Lives On.

I'm never going to not be me, and you don't gotta like me but you better goddamn respect me and everything I've built. And this girl doesn't hold back.